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Crossfit Webster Masters Throwdown

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mmmm… smells like suffering!

Do your job


Imagine if you couldn’t get fired from your job…


Really, take a second to let your mind wander down that rabbit hole. If nothing you did could get you fired, what would you do? You can come in late, not come in at all, dress how you want, unleash a flurry of expletives on your boss…


So what would you do?


Would you neglect your duties, your morals, maybe even some state and federal laws?


You’ve actually already got a job that you can’t get fired from. We all do. It’s called “Your Body Incorporated” and you are the lifetime CEO. You have been in charge of Your Body since the day you were born, and no one checked your references. You had no experience, no qualifications, and regardless of your conduct and the direction you take the company… you can’t get fired.


So how are you doing at the job?


Is it fun, or is it an inconvenience? Are you excited to get to work or content just dreaming of another job?


Well you can’t quit, so maybe get them some training? Get an accountant (food log) to help keep track of your spending. Bring in a consultant (doctor or trainer) to offer some perspective and direction. Hire a secretary (time spent focused on yourself) to develop an itinerary for your day.


Being too busy to take care of yourself is an excuse. It results in having less of yourself to be busy with.


Taking care of yourself is your job. If you aren’t good at that job, it’s your job to get better.


Make time for yourself, and you’ll have more of yourself to work with.  

New year, new you… or not


How to get what you want…


We are all creations. The source of which can be debated, but the fact is that if you are reading this, then you were created. Brought into existence. The odds of that happening by the way, are staggering, so consider yourself lucky. In very short order however, you graduated from creation and assumed the role of creator. Your first creations were meager… poops, gas, and tears. You remained unaware of the immense joy that you created in the hearts and minds of your audience. Fast forward a few years and your creations manifested with greater and greater sophistication. As a toddler you created limitless imagination, enthusiasm, wonder, and some exaggerated tantrums when your creations didn’t pan out. By the time you hit double digits you started creating patterns that potentially still exist today.


Patterns of focus (optimism, pessimism, unshakable investment in the future, past, or present)

Patterns of emotion (fear, anger, sadness, appreciation, excitement, love)

Patterns of language (slang, humor, vocabulary, syntax, profanity, context, utility, sarcasm)

Patterns of movement (play, work, sit, hard or easy, high or low volume, knees in or out)

Patterns of sleep (not enough… I think that’s it)

Patterns of eating (carb city bitch!, protein, convenience, confusion, low fat, surrender)

Patterns of needs (control, variety, significance, connection)

Patterns of expectations (what we think we need and want from the world)


From then until now… you been creating patterns of behaviors manifested from the framework above (which you created). With very little diversity, you tie your shoes the same way every day, you eat the same types of foods every week, you cycle between 2 different emotions with gusto. You fish from a small pond of words to describe your experiences. The sum of your creations from birth until now, is wholly represented by how you feel, right now (unless you’re drunk or numbing out some other way (also a pattern)). Chances are it aint purdy. If it is, you don’t need to hear this.


Why the hell did you create so many undesirable patterns??


We create without learning the machinery. (never read the instructions for this mind)


We create without knowing how to create. Hell… we even create without knowing that we are creating! We accumulate others creations, internalize them in our minds where they generate future generations of creations. We compound creations with mathematics that defy calculation. We create subconsciously while engaged in the patterns that we’ve already created. The process of creation is unstoppable. Take your hands of the wheel and the car keeps driving, often times increasing speed.  


As a result, we often get stuck trying to fix or avoid undesirable creations which we created (accidentally).


We get bogged down by all these undesirable patterns and at a certain threshold it’s tempting to blame the problems on… anything. Because I definitely didn’t do it on purpose, because it hurts so much, because it’s not what I want, because it’s unfathomably insurmountable…. It couldn’t be my creation. No way.


It’s not my fault…

It’s work…

It’s my boss…

It’s god…

It’s my husband…

It’s my schedule…

It’s those neighbors…

It’s too expensive

It’s too hard

There’s not enough time in the day

If I only had some help

I have too much responsibility

I tried, it didn’t work

It’s genetics…your parents for the record never got the same instructions you’re waiting on so give them a break. Maybe send them this letter so they can stop blaming theirs. 


When you blame anything else for YOUR lack of happiness, what you are saying is this…


“I will make changes in here when there are changes out there.”


You are saying that happiness comes from out there. You are letting the environment you live in, create your world. You have downgraded yourself back to a creation. You lost touch with your power to create. You are wasting your infinite potential. You have a glitch in your imagination. You are the worst kind of lost.


And it’s all your fault. Every single undesirable bit of it.


If you can muster the courage to choke that down. If you can put your name on every shit sandwich you’ve ever pulled out of your lunchbox. If you can own the entirety of your suffering… then you can start to create desirable outcomes. You can put your hand back on the wheel and start heading in the direction you want. Fear will prevent you from doing this. Accepting that every ounce of discontent you have ever experienced in your life, is your fault, is unequivocally difficult. Furthermore, once you take credit for past misery, you simultaneously take charge of your future. If you are really the one in charge… that means you’ve made all this pain… so clearly you are inept. You are just going to cause more suffering. That statement, is profoundly accurate, scary, and empowering.


See… it’s all your creation… but it’s not your fault. Without knowing you I can say with complete certainty, that you didn’t create a single undesirable pattern on purpose. We simply aren’t taught how to use the insanely complicated pattern producing chemical computer between our ears. We certainly get lots of advice, but chances are it’s coming from other people unknowingly suffocating under the mass of undesirable creations they unknowingly created for themselves.


“This is how you swim” says one well intended drowning child to the other…


Alan Watts suggested an idea to find the grace to accept your role… “You see… we are born in a double bind, because the person who needs improving is the person in charge of improving”

You are the creator of your existence.

If you aren’t intentional with your creations, the results will be haphazard…

If you are surrounded by haphazard creations, it will be tempting to blame something…

If you blame something outside for problems inside, you disempower your creativity

If you accept 100% responsibility for your patterns, you can create what you want

You will not be able to create a better relationship, a better body, a better life… until you organize your mind. If fear is holding you back, you created it. If anger is holding you back, you created it. If time is holding you back, you created your schedule. Whatever is holding you back, you created it.

To create what you want, you must simply accept your role as creator.

2016 Dirty Dogwood 5k

Are you ready!?

Are you ready!?


Registration is live for the 2016 Dirty Dogwood 5k. You can walk it, run it, or challenge yourself to the obstacle mud run. This unique event is appropriate for all ages and ability levels, with something for everyone. Get together with friends, family, and coworkers for a morning you’ll be sure to remember.


Online Registration can be found HERE.

Or print a copy HERE and mail or drop it off at 5 Ossian St, Dansville NY 14437



Fittest In Dansville Workout 1

Fittest in Dansville!
Workout 1
Regular Version
20 minutes, max rounds
25 Feet Front Rack Lunge 45men/35women
8 Bar Facing Burpees (empty barbell)
25 Feet Front Rack Lunge
8 Jumping Pullups (6” above your head)
Scaled Version
20 Minutes, max rounds
25 Feet Unweighted Lunges
8 Burpees
25 Feet Unweighted Lunges
8 Jumping Pullups (3” above your head)
This workout is open to the public for 1 week. You have until next friday (March 4th) to get it done.

Kids Class Cancellation (Sunday January 24)

Kids Class is cancelled just for tomorrow (Sunday, January 24th). Sorry for any inconvenience. There was a minor accident. Classes will resume on Tuesday (January 26th).


2015 Food Challenge Details
You have a relationship with food that has been solidifying itself since you were born. Take the next 26 minutes to think about shaking shit up.


Download and print a food log to get started



2015 Dirty Dogwood Wrap Up

The strongest group of runners I've ever seen!

The strongest group of runners I’ve ever seen!


Another one in the books

First off I want to thank the volunteers, from the bottom of my heart. You guys are the legs this entire event stands on. There was more help this year then ever before. Weeks in advance, late Friday night, early Saturday morning, the registration goddesses, and post race clean up crew. You guys are all amazing and appreciated.

We had over 240 participants this year (that’s a PR) and despite over 100 of those being on race day, registration went smooth. There was a hiccup with the Dogwood shirts (some pre-registered folks didn’t get theirs) so if you pre-registered (before May 9th) and you didn’t get a white shirt. Email me your size and I’ll get it to you.

This race is unique in several ways. The goal is to bring the community together for a fun event. The standard Dogwood Walk and Run has been around for decades, a staple of the Dogwood Festival and great way to kick off the weekend. There used to be a 10k option. If enough people are interested I will bring that back. I also want to do a shorter kids run (1.5 km), again, if enough people are interested. The addition of the obstacles (the Dirty) has been incredibly fun and incredibly challenging. The course is limited (mostly residential) and I’m not legally allowed to move enough earth to make it much different each year. The time crunch is another challenge. We litereally assemble all the obstacles Friday night and early Saturday morning (doesn’t leave much time for testing) and the 500 dollar budget gets blown pretty quick. Next year I will be moving the Dirty Version (the obstacle run) out of town. I would love to keep it in the village but logistics are getting too difficult. Details will be posted as we get closer to next  year, but the Walk and Run will remain the same, with the potential addition of a 10k and 1.5k option. Please email me with questions and suggestions for  next years race.

Thank for your participation! See you next year