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The 2015 Dirty Dogwood 5k (Run, Walk, Dirty)

This year the Dansville Fitness Club is holding the annual Dirty Dogwood 5K race in support of the Dansville Legion!  Come and enjoy this unique race with us.


Register  now by clicking here:

Or click here to download and print the registration form. You can then mail it in or drop it off at Dansville Fitness Club (5 Ossian St)




Dansville Legion, 34 Elizabeth St, Dansville NY 14437

Start Time

9:00 A.M.

Entry Fee

$25.00 race-day fee, pre-registration fee is $20.00.

Trifecta series Race all 3 races!!!  Register for Dirty Dogwood, Nunda Funday’s Raccoon Run and Scamper, Jingle Bells 5K: $55.00


Sign up for the Trifecta and Save!
You may register for individual races by clicking the race links below. Or you can register for all three and save!
05/16 Dirty Dogwood, Dansville, NY
06/06 Rocky Raccoon, Nunda, NY
12/06 Jingle Bells 5k, Dansville, NYRegister for all 3 races by clicking here.


Packet Pickup and In Person Registration
Pre Race: Friday, May 15th, 2015 3:00-7:00 pm at the Dansville Fitness Club,

5 Ossian St, Dansville, NY 14437

Race Day: Registration beginning at 7:30 am Amercian Legion Post (race site), race start time is at 9:00 AM.
Race Contact Details:

Dansville Fitness Club
JP Mummey

2015 Fittest in Dansville Final Standings


2015 Fittest in Dansville

Fittest in Dansville Week 4 Standings


DFC FID 2015 W4

Fittest in Dansville: Week 3 Results


2015 FID Regular

2015 FID Scaled

Fittest in Dansville Week 2 Results

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Still working out some glitches with excel so that we don’t have to keep all this shit on paper and use our fingers and toes to figure out who is winning.  In other words, this is probably correct but as always JP will have the paper trail to solve any problems so don’t worry if there is a mistake – we have the technology to fix it!

Week 2 Standings are here:


DFC FID by Age 2

Fittest in Dansville Standings


Regular Division

Scaled Division

These are automatically updated – the links stay the same.

Get ready…

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Little War, Part Deux

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The premier event that doesn’t need a tent. The best reason to love the winter season. The big dance in Western France (Dansville). Laugh and play, the night away. Free your inner child, slam a beer dizzy izzy style. Another chance for Mr. Chuck, not to give a flying… crap. Who will the winner be? Big brother Chuck, or sister D? It’s almost here so wait no more, it’s time at last for the LITTLE WAR!!

Wild times await, at the second annual Little War. Last year we strong armed Denise and Chuck into a battle of fitness. Actually I think Chuck started it, but regardless, this year we are ditching the Burpees and we’ve constructed a series of fun challenges. No exercise allowed, just shenanigans. And booze. Kinda goes without saying. The main event will be Denise vs Chuck in an all out battle to determine the superior sibling. On top of that, we have 2 (yes 2!) separate eating competitions. Nate and Luke will go head to head in a Fry Burger Frenzy!! Last man standing wins… After that, the Mialky-Wolf pack will take on me and all 4 of my stomachs in a Holy Hard Boiled Egg Eating Endurance Event!! Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare yourselves for this one night only, pay per view exclusive, star studded evening, brought you by the Dansville Fitness Club.

Starts at 7, kids welcome, but there will be profanity and poor moral examples all night long.